Day After

i woke up the day after my birthday with the anticipation that my birthday wish came true...

nope.

Two decades later, my wish of getting super or mutant powers have remained unheeded. I still do not possess the ability to fly, be invisible at will, erupt into flames, or harness water in the air to make ice.

Sigh! I would've been great at parties...

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