Kicker

Honestly, why do some people end their request with some asinine clincher such as:

"Sige na. Pogi ka naman eh."

I know it's supposed to be flattering at face value (especially if you aren't unattractive), but that statement poses a lot of unanswered questions:

1. Does that mean the asking party acknowledges he/she is unpretty, and thus his/her disadvantage requires more attractive people give in to their request?
2. Does that mean good looks beget compassion?
3. Are ugly people supposed to get what they want from better looking ones (I can imagine the sex implications on this one)?
4. Are the merits of the request secondary to appearance of the requester?
5. Aren't I supposed to be working instead of asking these questions?

I guess I'll just leave it to this dude for the final word:

"It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness."
- Leo Tolstoy

Epilogue:

Wouldn't it be more exciting if we expand the concept use the same device to less appealing folk?

"Pa-bum ng yosi. Sige na. Bad breath ka naman eh."

"Can i have some of your baon? Sige na. Anorexic ka naman eh."

"Ikaw na magbayad. Sige na, corrupt ka naman eh."

"Pahingi ng sun block. Sige na, maitim ka na naman eh."

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